NoCycle ... save the planet by refusing to cycle in the first place ..

As our masthead suggests, PPP 187 harks back to a time when information technology meant a pigeon with a piece of copy clasped between its buttocks (still available from some addresses in Soho)...

But we do not entirely abandon the modern world, as we scour Amazon for the perfect Christmas gift, fingers moving faster than Thierry Henry at a Pogues gig in Dublin, and happenstance takes us to the Silverline 763591 8-Ounce Tubular Shaft Claw Hammer...